Tis the Season...

“Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.”
—Calvin Coolidge

***Normally my posts lend towards understanding how to access and be a part of that exclusive Professor Club and all that goes along with it. But in light of the season burning brightly upon us, I am venturing off my usual path, although, you might still see pieces of the writing instructor throughout. You’ve been warned.

Lights twinkling as the snow whips round-n-round.Skinny peppermint mochas in Christmas red cups. Sitting wrapped in a snowman blanket with a cantstopreadingit kind of book. Friends sitting beside a blazing fire sharing memories of times past while nibbling on sugar cookies. Bing Crosby crooning about the wonder of a white Christmas in a way that only he can do. Trini dressed in a fuzzy pink hoodie that declares, “Snow Angel.”Sled riding on cold snowy nights. Watching your favorite Christmas movie over and over again till you can recite it back and forth with your dad (“just remember who said it first…”).

The season is upon us whether we are ready for it or not. For me, it’s been awhile where the season included looking out my window to see the snow gently falling and the wind keeping the temperature well below my version of comfortable. I forget how to dress for this weather, especially given that most of my winter clothes have long been sorted through various Goodwill’s. Snow boots, gloves, sweaters…excuse me?!? Most of my boots are for looks only, and the other day as I was unpacking my car from the latest drop of snow (with my broom because I still haven’t broken down to get a real scraper) I was stepping in 6 in. of snow with a pair of my favorite grey suede boots thinking, “my how times have changed.” Just last year I could barely wear my favorite boots because it was never cold enough now they are impractical for my current weather conditions. I never thought I’d be back to this kinda weather. Every time I stepped outside and my breath gets taken away, I close my eyes and picture my hot, humid Tallahassee summers. I would much rather sweat than be cold.

This is my winter song for you…

Are you ready for the season? A reasonable question to be sure…except what does it mean to be ready for the season? To some it may include all their shopping done with the presents wrapped and under the tree. To others it may include their house decorated from top to bottom in winter splendor. And to others, it may just include the reason for the season (no, I’m not talking about Old St. Nick). Recently at BT, I was reminded of a writing activity that I often ask my students to do (one that has been revised from a good friend of mine): write your own obituary, and in doing so, think about the ways you might be remembered. The writing activity has many layers of meaning starting with understanding the rhetorical situation (including the audience, constraints, genre, etc.), but it also asks students to think about the context surrounding their lives and the impact they have on others (which, of course, connects back to the rhetorical situation; I do love layered assignments. Am I a writing nerd or what?!). Traditionally when we do this assignment, we don’t really push past understanding the rhetorical situation (because an understanding of rhetorical situation is key to understanding a writing situation); however, I couldn’t help seeing the connection between the discussion at BT and the assignment, and it brought me close to the season at hand.

How do you want to be remembered? And more importantly, how will others actually remember you?

I’m currently back to a no sleeping phase (which many of you know has been pretty normal for me since I was about 18), so I do lots of thinking during the hours of 12:00 am and 3:00 am. Lately, I’ve been wondering these questions and wondering if, for myself, they match up. I’d like to think they do, but sometimes a lack of patience, a lack of understanding, a lack of tolerance might creep up and taint my inward/outward appearance. How often do we let a lack of XX influence our reactions and actions towards people, animals, situations, etc. It’s so easy to do. As an educator, I really try to have a sense of understanding with my students because not everyone grew up like me nor have they been influenced by the events in my life. I am lucky to be able to grow from my students’ experiences just as they can from mine. The hard part is to not feel the need to step on their experiences just because they didn’t experience life as I have. Honestly, this could not only influence their writing identity but their personal identity and that it not what my Ph.D. stands for (though many in my field may feel it is their civic duty to influence students in their, er, proper ways of the world). Hello, my dear readers: I am an educator of writing and an encourager of establishing a writing identity that students can carry with them.

In light of the season and a version of my writing assignment, here is what I would hope my epigraph might look like:

Here lies an utterly happy woman who encouraged others with both her actions and her words, and who did so in fabulously kickin’ shoes—whether they were practical for the weather conditions or not.

As you continue on your season’s journey, I wish you the merriest of times and challenge you to live up to the epigraph leading your way.

The Kardashian Syndrome

Bad human communication leaves us less room to grow.
Rowan D. Williams

Let’s be honest: we all have little things that drive us totally and absolutely crazy. For my brother, JT, it’s getting in the car with me, and I throw my purse on top of him (I may do that on purpose…). Right now for my mama, it begins and ends with the same person. For others, it could be that person scrapping his fork across his salad plate or the person chewing, mouth open so all can see the chicken Caesar salad bits. It’s that little (or big) thing that makes you wanna open your mouth and scream while twirling around the living room on one leg and shaking your head.

For me, it’s a lack of communication. Ironically—or un-ironic depending on how you look at it—I am very open about this fact. I tend to tell people that I don’t appreciate that he/she can’t take 30 sec to email me back or 5 sec to text me back.

**Distinction: this is in reference to those people who NEVER respond back to an email or a text or who quit a text conversation halfway through the conversation. Those people.

I mean seriously, how long does a quick email saying, “hey, really busy, will email soon!” take (I just timed it; it took me less than 20 sec) that would at least let the person know that you care enough to respond. And that right there is the problem: we have become so self-obsessed with ourselves that taking moments out of our busy lives to email and/or text with friends can seem like “too” much.

Let's be honest—have you ever gotten an email from a friend and thought, “I’ll get it in the morning…when I have time” or received a text message and got so wrapped up in whatever was going on in your life that you never responded? You know you have. When did we become so obsessed with only one person: me, myself, and I?

I like to call this the “Kardashian” syndrome where a person becomes so engrossed in the moments squarely in front of them and that centered on only them that the person is unable to acknowledge that there is life outside of him/her self. I suppose the Kardashian klan might argue against my definition of self-absorption; however, if you watch any part of their TV shows, you know that the Kardashian’s are self-obsessed (anyone see the several different episodes where Kim can’t even have lunch with her sisters without texting on her blackberry?).

When dealing with someone suffering from the Kardashian syndrome, you come to a crossroads where you must decide if the friendship is worth continuing. You question how many times must you send an email, a text, another email before you are done with being walked on by a “friend?” And so, you do your best to dust off your hurt because deep down you know that a friend that lasts through the fires and glories of your life would never intentionally ignore an email or a text (or heaven forbid ignore a text conversation half-way through the conversation). The Kardashian syndrome can grab even the purest of souls, and it takes a mighty person to squash it.

Having moved around a bit, I am hyper-aware of media communication. I am blessed to have made friends at several different stages of my life, but that are spread across the country (including Hawaii), which means several different time zones. Text messaging and emailing have replaced daily/weekly phone calls, but nevertheless still keep you engaged with the person and can keep you in the know about what’s going on in your friend’s life. And sometimes receiving a well-intended text or email from a far-away friend is exactly what you need on a cold, dreary morning.

Obviously, I have made witness a frustration of mine. A good friend of mine jokes with me that she knows (!) to always answer my texts because she understands how it bothers me. But key word there is a GOOD friend. So, perhaps the actual question lies in just how good of a friend is it that can let an email or a text or both go for days, weeks, months without so much as a simply acknowledgement.

Communication is at the heart of all life: even dogs can learn up to 350 different words and commands (a fact that I constantly keep proving true with my Trini-luv). Yet, as the quote above suggests, without it, there is no room to grow or rather no way to go forward. Communication between friends takes more than one person and both parties must be willing to give up a minute or two in order to keep it alive.

So, the next time you are quick to think, “I’ll get to that when I can…” just resist the urge to let the Kardashian Syndrome take hold...and respond. Your friend will appreciate it.

Posin' or Imposin': Life's no Fun without a Good Scare

Tender lumplings everywhere/Life's no fun without a good scare/That's our job, but we're not mean/In our town of Halloween
—Nightmare Before Christmas

Leaves flirting with changing colors; pumpkin spice lattes shared as a mid-day snack; cozy sweaters worn over leggings; ghoulish figures adorning coffee tables; sparkly purple and orange lights hanging from porches; scary movie nights with friends…oh, it’s beginning to look a lot like Halloween. I happen to love Halloween because of all the festively fun things surrounding the holiday. There are so many unique gatherings that go with the holiday. When else could we go conquer the streets of downtown Denver dressed up as zombies. When else could we scare ourselves silly in a haunted corn maze. When else is it socially acceptable to pretend to be any person (dead or alive), beast, thing, or creature and randomly knock on strangers doors for candy (or in the rich neighborhoods money) or trek across town to the kickin’ party. Halloween, more than any other holiday, seems to encourage people to let it all hang out—the good and the scary—as they come together to celebrate a day where they can be anything they want to be. Halloween encourages us to put aside who we are and become (at least for a moment) imposters of some one or some thing else.

I must say that while I simply adore 99% of the celebratory things that go along with Halloween, I have never liked dressing up in costumes. My mom use to dress DT and me up in the best costumes—good enough to win prizes—but I hated it (I think I might have even loathed it as I tended to cry throughout the entire process). I’m not sure what has made me hate dressing up, but it’s followed me into my adult years. In college, J(B)P often had to twist my arm to dress up and later, while at FSU, I’d find ways out of going to the parties (one year I went to Atlanta to trick-or-treat with my young cousins…I made Trini dress up, but not me; another year I went to the Florida/Georgia game). Something about dressing up makes me inwardly cringe and outwardly become socially awkward. It makes no sense. I’m the first one to decorate my apartment (this year, it happened on September 25 just to enjoy it longer); the first to string up lights on my porch; the first to encourage watching 13 nights of Halloween; but it’s the dressing up that gets me.

While being an imposter for Halloween is an apparent challenge for me, lately, I have found myself feeling like an imposter, and I’m not sure why. In January, I wrote a post that said I wanted to stroll right in and be a part of the club—the exclusive club with a members-only guarantee. Now that I’m here, I feel like I’m still swinging on the slight peripheral. Perhaps it’s because people still mistake me for a student (I swear it’s cause I’m short as the kind woman checking my ID to go through airport security exclaimed, “YOU’RE 30?!? But you’re so short.” Hm. Because apparently once you hit a certain age, you magically become a height specific to that age. Well shoot, my magic fairy must have used the wrong wand). Perhaps it’s because my diploma hasn’t arrived to confirm that, yes, I successfully completed a Ph.D. Or perhaps it’s because I can’t get JT to call me Dr. Siss. Whatever the reason, I find myself thinking, “What are you doing, Kara. Someone is going to guess you don’t really belong in/to this club. They made a mistake.” It's really a weird feeling, especially given just a month ago, I felt more like a professor. So, ironically during the month of October, I’ve felt like I was posin’ and that someone is going to catch me doing my best professor impression and call me out.

I'm hoping that this feeling is short lived. I don't like it shifting it's way through my mind, teasing me at the most inappropriate times. Perhaps then it would be fitting for me to dress-up as a professor for Halloween. Or perhaps I’ll just go with my go-to and dress as a 80s rocker chick. Even though, I'm feeling like a poser, some might say neither is that far of a stretch for me, and perhaps therein lies the problem. So 80s rocker professor it is. Problem solved.I'm glad we had this conversation.

Rock on.

An Attitude of Exellence

When did decision-making become so difficult?

Gone are the days when the hardest decision was whether to sit with your best friend or your brother at lunch (just for the record: I might have picked my best friend over my brother for a few years, but in my defense…who makes rationale decisions as a 13 year old?!?).

Gone are the days when you wake up in the morning and have an internal battle: do I wear the vibrant purple eye shadow or the electric blue eye shadow, and more importantly, do I match my outfit to my eye shadow (I was always more of a purple girl and perhaps I did match an outfit or two with my eye shadow...and occasionally still do).

Gone are the days when you need to decide whether to be a swimmer or a dancer (obviously many know the decision I made, though, I tend to try and relive my dancin’ days when I have the chance—whether it be an impromptu dance party with JLO or on the table of a bourbon bar in Louisville ;-).

Although these decisions growing up seemed difficult--really they weren’t. But today I long for those days; I want to let myself drift backwards, only for a moment, and cover myself in those memories when decision-making revolved around friends, sports, and fashion.

Strangely (or un-strangely, I guess, if you are anticipating it), the last year as PhD student has more decisions than you could care to imagine and many of them come in the last six months. I’m currently in decision-making mode. Some of the decisions are obvious: no, Kara, you should not go to the baseball game on Sunday because your dissertation is not finished. Some of the decisions are not that obvious and require lists—lots and lots of lists. As mentioned in a previous post, I am a list-creating queen. I make lists to make lists. But the lists don’t make the decisions for you (nor, for that matter, does your dog though I have tried for three days to get Trini’s opinion on a writing matter. For the moment I’m taking the silence as confirmation of what I’m doing is moving in the right direction). And neither does anyone else as much as you might want them to. No, the decisions are all you.

But—what if I make the wrong decision? Will my dissertation fail? Will I be happy in that city? Will I learn from my writing mistakes? Will I be able to continue my research? Will I…make it?

My mom has always encouraged me that before a decision can be made you need to do three things: (1) you need to make sure you are informed (which includes list-making); (2) you need to pray; and (3) you need to maintain an attitude of excellence. The hardest of the three is maintaining an attitude of excellence because it forces you to believe in your decision-making ability when all you really want to do it doubt it (or crawl under a cozy blanket and ran away from it).

Currently my attitude of excellence is wavering a bit—kinda floating right outside my peripheral vision and giggling a girlish giggle at my state of indecisiveness. What I want (er need) to do is give her a good flick and rein her back in. Because decisions need to be made.

But instead, for this moment, I'm going to wrap the memories of my 13 yr old self around me like a cozy blanket and just sit on it a bit.

Pushing Through the Silence

Forgive me, dear readers, for I have not blogged in 19 days.

***A year ago I was sitting pretty: I had recently come back from CCCC, which had been a fabulous trip, and I felt on top of the world. Little did I know that in a year things would look and feel so different.

No one can prepare you for your last year as a Ph.D. student, and honestly if they tried I’m not sure you would “get it.” The last year has been full of ups and downs and sometimes it feels like mostly downs. It’s not just because the job search is such an emotional roller coaster either—there is just so much that goes on in this last year and the job search is only one part of it. There are times I wish I could simply sit in a dark room watching re-runs of Dawson’s Creek, dt Coke by my side, snuggled under my Florida State blanket with Trini on my lap. But where would that get me besides revved up on caffeine and teenage angst (not that that doesn’t sound appealing!). No, I know I must push forward even if the pace I’m pushing is barely a limp (which given the fact that I still--over ten weeks later--have a slightly swollen ankle is not to far off!).

There have been times in the last four months that I question my ability to write—does that happen to everyone or is it just some insecurity of mine…I really don’t know. There have been times when I’ve wished I was a different kind of writer—one that doesn’t jump in head first without looking back. There have been times where I look at my students and think “I’m just like them” wondering where this thing called writing is going to get me. And there have been times when I wonder how I’m going to finish because for me the writing process has been all or nothing (which is not the kind of writer I normally am). I’ve always been some form of a writer: I won my first writing contest when I was ten for a fire safety essay. I graduated high school with honors in writing (not in English—in writing) after I spent the year taking both an AP English class and the traditional English class because I loved writing. Then in college writing just seemed like a natural major for me. Now twenty years after writing my fire safety essay I question my ability to write because my dissertation keeps shaking her ugly/beautiful (either/or…?!?) head at me.

Questions, questions, questions. Fester, fester, fester. Uh, yikes!

Ten weeks. There is a countdown happening and there’s no going back now. No matter how many lists I make, and no matter how many times I revise those lists, I have a definite deadline. Ten weeks is either going to be a lifetime or in need of a lifeline depending on how it plays out. Based on my competitive nature I’m determined not to let her get the best of me, so in ten weeks I’ll be writing about the joys of completing and successfully defending a little thing called a dissertation.

Here's to her planting a vision inside my brain that takes hold and sticks: